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Senin, 25 Oktober 2010

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD


                One day, Little Riding Hood mother said, “Little, Grandma called me on phone and said she didn’t feel so well. Why don’t you get your motor bike and bring her some fruits?”
                “Oh, poor grandma.... Okay Mother, I’ll go to her house right away,” said Little Riding Hood.
                “Be careful with the traffic, dear. And don’t drive too fast,” advised her mother.
                “Okay!” answered  Little Riding Hood.
                As soon as she got her grandma’s house, she knocked on the door.
“Knock... Knock”
“Come in”, said the voice inside, “the door is open.”
                When Little Riding Hood walked into the bedroom, she saw an old lady look so busy listening to rock music.
                “Grandma? Wow! This is surprise! I thought you hate rock music! Said Little Riding Hood.
                “Oh please, dear, I have always listened to rock music even before your mother  was born,” said the old lady.
                “But Grandma,” said Little Riding Hood. “I don’t know you like reading comics!”
                “Oh yes I do, I read a lot of comics everyday,” muttered the old woman.
                “And grandma,” said Little Riding Hood, “are you eating chewing gums?”
                “Yes I am,” answered the old woman. “I love chewing gums, but I like little girl like you better.”
                Suddenly, Little Riding Hood quickly took an aerosol out of her pocket and sprayed her until she fainted.
“I know you were not Grandma.”
Later, she found her Grandmother trapped in the garage.
“Oh dear, thank God you’re here.” Said Grandma “that burglar wanted to steal all my precious things.”
“That’s horrible, Grandma,” said Little Riding Hood, putting the spray back into her pocket. “Let’s call the police right away.”

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